Potholes in Paradise

An insider's view on people, money, technology, culture and community as played out in one of the most remote and beautiful islands in America

by Joe Symons

from the introduction...

Following your heart

This book is about an island and the people who love it, whether or not they live there.

The island serves as a backdrop to conflict, confusion and change, to intention, fantasy and reality. The forces that lead to these feelings are everywhere.

Of course, for those who live here, uniqueness counts above all. No place on earth is quite as special as this island. No place has the same blend of issues, problems, opportunities, projections.

If you've read this far, you may well know which island I'm writing about. Part of my own ambivlance is even talking about this place, since it may bring more people here than would be coming anyway. The notion here is the irrational fantasy implicit in silence or secrecy--if you say nothing, no one will know! It reminds me of when my son would 'hide' when he was 4--his method was to cover his face, under the theory that if he couldn't see you, you couldn't see him!

At the same time, I'm not the Grinch who stole Orcas. I don't want to badmouth this place under the equally absurd fantasy that you might believe me and never come to visit. I'm reminded of a news story about Oregon some twenty years ago which depicted the state as a miserable place to live and thus one not to move to--the reporter was under an umbrella during a raging rainstorm. At the end of the piece, the camera pulled back and the viewer got to see the garden hose that was causing the rain on what was otherwise a sunny day.

So where, the Zen masters might ask us, is the middle way? What path can we, and by extension any other similar community in America, take which shares what we have while not becoming either elitist or trashed (or both?)

Like the old textbooks, the reader is invited to work out the answer to this question.

Orcas Island, "Gem of the San Juans", is one of four ferry-served islands located off the northwest coast of Washington State. It is just about as far northwest as you can go in the continental 48 states. It's about an hour and a half drive north from Seattle, and about another hour an a half cruise on the ferry to the Orcas dock. There's roughly 3200 full time residents on Orcas as of the 1990 census, and as of mid 1994 the San Juan County population growth rate (for the decade of the '90's) has been approximately 5% a year, making it the fastest growing county in the state.

Among the various hats I wear as a full time resident of Orcas is that of the owner / manager / employee of a small, private guest cabin. The cabin offers a change of pace for its typical inhabitants, almost all of whom live in the Seattle area and want a break from the urban scene, if only for a weekend. I'd guess that maybe 20% of my guests are first time visitors to the island, and another 20% haven't been here for years. However often they've been here, almost all find themselves experiencing an unexpectedly powerful love affair with the place, like the unplanned, electrifying look between two strangers that causes some to shake reality back into their heads and others to say "hello."

It's hard not to be entranced by Orcas, whether it's your first visit or your fiftieth. Many of my guests ask me, "What do you do for a living?", and I sense that the underlying question is something like either: "I wonder if I moved here what I could do?" or "I'd like to live here too but how could I make it happen?"

I was introduced to Orcas when a friend invited me to come here with my family in the summer of 1968, partly to camp on his property, partly so his kids could play with mine, partly to help him build his cabin, and, of course, largely so we could all share the beauty of this place. He urged me to buy some land, but I was then a graduate student at the University of Washington, married with two children, trying to earn my way through a doctoral program--seldom did I have spare cash, much less enough to make the financial payments required. Somehow, and the details of that story speak to a time long gone from Orcas, I was able to make a deal to buy some land in 1972. I had earned my degree and with it a teaching position in Minnesota, and there was just enough money to make the purchase viable. My friend was a teacher as well, and we found ourselves spending our summers with our families on Orcas. As with everyone, things change, and I subsequently found myself in Seattle doing software work, mostly renting out my cabin to locals who needed a place to live, but always having some option to spend a weekend or a week as part of the deal. More time passed, more things happened and changed, and in 1986 my wife and I took a plunge and moved to Orcas full time.

"Took a plunge"? Raising your eyebrows, looking at me with a skeptical glance, you might question my anxiety. But there was some, and in many ways still is some, for reasons which I present in this book.

Orcas has got to be one of the truly neat places in the world. Part of that comes from its insular nature. You can't walk here. You can't walk away from here. You are forced to change your urban, freeway, QFC-parking-scramble, scheduled-partner-quality-time, fear-for-personal-safety mentality when you finally make it onto the huge, lumbering hulk of a Washington State Ferry some rainy Friday night. That oaf of a boat symbolizes escape--from the cares of the mainland, from the nanosecond time scale of the city. You can't go faster--you aren't driving!--and you don't want to be. You've left one world to enter another, where the scale is small and the relationships are personal. If you live here, you know the phone guy, the garbage guy, the grocer, the post office staff by first name. You know a measurable percentage of the people you see every day, their kids, their cars, and their position in the island's gossip stream.

This book is a comment on the forces that influence, for both residents and visitors, the Orcas 'experience'. It looks at the changes in that experience likely to occur in the future and what they mean to our community. Lurking here is a discussion of the migration away from the city, for those who can afford it, toward a 21st century rural lifestyle, a style with many of the cultural trappings of the world class city woven into the tapestry of a beautiful, low to very low density, 'personal', semi-isolated, relatively crime-and pollution-free physical environment. Orcas becomes a metaphor for Idaho, Alaska, and Montana, where the latte-cognoscenti may find a community system within which the energies of their household can be blended. I also muse on the reasons for this migration, not so much the obvious ones (it's safer, it's cheaper, it's doable, it's better for the children) but the less obvious ones, the ones that pluck heartstrings and touch on mythological themes running deep in the American psyche.

The information here is strictly my personal view. It is very likely that others may disagree with my perspective. The information is based only on my gut read of Orcas over the last 25 years and not on surveys, interviews or opinion polls.This book is less about how we got here than where we are and where we're going.

Although I discuss an apparent tension between locals and tourists, don't forget that a good 99% of the folks who call themselves locals were once tourists. Locals may like to think they've shed that skin, but figuratively, (and for most locals, literally), they aren't snakes. To form your own view of this (or any) place, and your possible place in it, hit the streets--people will talk. They love where they live. They want to keep it loveable, for themselves and visitors alike.

© 1994 Joe Symons

If you want more information about this book, or like the writing and are looking for a non-fiction writer with the qualities illustrated here, please call me at 360-376-4549 or email to joe@doebay.net



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